Sharkheads

Visited from Austin, Texas

As if a place with a two-story giant shark head bursting out of it isn’t incentive enough to visit this place, then you need to re-evaluate your priorities! It’s on stilts, so the shaded parking underneath was an unexpected bonus. Then, inside—I’m clutching my pearls— SO. MUCH. STUFF! And it’s awesome stuff too. Anything and everything on the planet you can imagine with your name on it: souvenir license plates, candles, keychains, fidget spinners, pencils, magnets, etc.; stuff made from shells, stickers, and every single tchotchke imaginable that has ever been manufactured in the history of EVER. This is a CATHEDRAL OF KITSCH! It. Is. Glorious. It’s like their merchandise buyer just said, “LET’S JUST SELL EVERYTHING!” The world needs more places like this. It’s a souvenir stand on steroids. So much awesome!